Blue Q

Beer Me - Shopper

Tell me, how many six-packs can you put in a flimsy paper bag before the bottom falls out? Now, multiply that by infinity. Ok, that's the number of six-packs this shopper can comfortably hold. 95%...

Cute Lil Mushrooms - Zipper Pouch

You're beautiful, and also cute as a button. A button mushroom, that is. And that's really cute. 95% post consumer recycled material.

Dad Joke - Men's Socks

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, man! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 36%...

Delicate Flower - Women's Crew Socks

The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45%...

Doodle Party - Pencil Case

Ain't no party like a doodle party, 'cause a doodle party don't stop! 95% post consumer recycled material.

Droppin' a Recipe - Oven Mitt

A little cinnamon, a lot of butter, and a heaping cup of brilliance. But no raisins. Never raisins. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Feed You Fuckers - Oven Mitt

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Fuck off I'm Reading - Women's Crew Socks

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

Girl Power - Women's Crew Socks

#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Go Away I'm Introverting - Women's Crew Socks

When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

Grumpy Old Men - Apron

Back in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck...

Hangry - Women's Ankle Socks

Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look pretty dull? Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

Here Comes the Cool Dad - Men's Socks

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2%...

I Heart Crying - Women's Ankle Socks

Show me something that's better than a really good cry and I'll laugh in your face and tell you you're wrong. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I Never Fart - Women's Crew Socks

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I'll Behave Never - Women's Ankle Socks

How about never? Is never good for you? Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Long Walks to the Library - Women's Ankle Socks

Can you guess what I like to wear on my long walks to the library? I'll give you zero hints. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Made From Scratch - Oven Mitt

The extra ingredient is love. And some tears from when I cut my finger. Maybe a piece of fingernail. But mostly love. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Octopus - Shoulder Tote

A friendly octopus? On a shoulder tote? With sturdy straps, a hefty zipper and a reinforced floor? Well, ahoy there, sailor! What's your name? 95% post consumer recycled material.   Size:...

People I Love: Cats - Zipper Pouch

It's too bad a cat can't fit in this bag, because if it could I'd have a cat with me at all times. At least one. 95% post consumer recycled material.   7.25"h x 9.5"w

People I Want to Meet: Dogs - Dish Towel

It's important to have a bucket list. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

People to Meet: Dogs - Zipper Pouch

You don't have to be a dog person to like this bag. At the very least, you just need to not be a people person. 95% post consumer recycled material. 7.25"h x 9.5"w    

Proud Plant Mom - Shopper

Aren't my plants great? So tall, so smart, so strong, so low-maintenance. And the sense of humor on that one? Fantastic! 95% post consumer recycled material. 15"h x 16"w x 6"d

Scares Your Family - Dish Towel

Look. The crocodile is just a metaphor. But if you want to go out there and wrestle one, I'm not going to stop you. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Superpower - Women's Crew Socks

We all have one. It's just that some are better than others. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% spandex.

Whole Lotta Lovely - Women's Ankle Socks

The perfect gift for those moments when you burst through the walls of just plain Lovely and strike a perfect landing smack-dab in the middle of A Whole Lotta. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed...

YOU CRAFT BITCH - Women's Crew Socks

I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

You Leave Sparkles Everywhere You Go - Pencil Case

This statement is true even when you're not using one of those glitter gel pens. 95% post consumer recycled material.

You're Beautiful - Zipper Pouch

I've said it once and I'll say it again. Please don't ever, ever, ever. Unless changing means that you'll bake me more brownies. If that's the case, then OK. 95% post consumer recycled material...