Blue Q

All Due Respect - Women's Ankle Socks

I've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

Always be a Unicorn - Women's Crew Socks

I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

Bake Love To You - Oven Mitt

But not before a little sweet talk. I have standards, you know. Super- insulated. 100% cotton.

Beer Me - Apron

If you come at greens again I will chop your stem off! You've been warned. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap.

Beer Me - Shopper

Tell me, how many six-packs can you put in a flimsy paper bag before the bottom falls out? Now, multiply that by infinity. Ok, that's the number of six-packs this shopper can comfortably hold. 95%...

Big Butterfly - Shopper

Did you know that butterflies exist on a liquid diet? Good thing this bag can hold up to 6.2 gallons of nectar! 95% post consumer recycled material.   15"h x 16"w x 6"d

Butter Butter Butter - Apron

There are 13 ingredients in my famous chocolate cake and they're all butter. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap.

Cute Lil Mushrooms - Zipper Pouch

You're beautiful, and also cute as a button. A button mushroom, that is. And that's really cute. 95% post consumer recycled material.

Dad Joke - Men's Socks

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, man! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 36%...

Delicate Flower - Women's Crew Socks

The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45%...

Dogs! - Women's Crew Socks

You may wager that we have gone overboard with the cat stuff here at Blue Q. Well, watch out, because we just raised you a Dog Sock! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.

Droppin' a Recipe - Oven Mitt

A little cinnamon, a lot of butter, and a heaping cup of brilliance. But no raisins. Never raisins. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Fuck off I'm Reading - Women's Crew Socks

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

Girl Power - Women's Crew Socks

#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Go Away I'm Introverting - Women's Crew Socks

When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

Golf - Men's Socks

These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when you're drinking beer, you want your feet to be...

Grumpy Old Men - Apron

Back in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck...

Here Comes the Cool Dad - Men's Socks

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2%...

I Heart Crying - Women's Ankle Socks

Show me something that's better than a really good cry and I'll laugh in your face and tell you you're wrong. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I Never Fart - Women's Crew Socks

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I'll Behave Never - Women's Ankle Socks

How about never? Is never good for you? Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I'll Fucking Hug You - Women's Crew Socks

What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

I'm Not Bossy - Women's Crew Socks

Great ladies have said it, now great ladies can wear it. Aspiring great ladies are also welcome. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

I'm Not Buying It - Zipper Pouch

Lay off, OK!? I know what I'm doing here! 95% post consumer recycled material.

Long Walks to the Library - Women's Ankle Socks

Can you guess what I like to wear on my long walks to the library? I'll give you zero hints. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Man With a Pan - Oven Mitt

Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

People I Love: Cats - Zipper Pouch

It's too bad a cat can't fit in this bag, because if it could I'd have a cat with me at all times. At least one. 95% post consumer recycled material.   7.25"h x 9.5"w

People I Want to Meet: Dogs - Dish Towel

It's important to have a bucket list. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

People to Meet: Dogs - Women's Crew Socks

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

People to Meet: Dogs - Zipper Pouch

You don't have to be a dog person to like this bag. At the very least, you just need to not be a people person. 95% post consumer recycled material. 7.25"h x 9.5"w    

Plant Study - Pencil Case

I bet you'll use this pretty bag to hold all your pretty greenery or pretty pens and pretty pencils and pretty bits and bobs - but it also works for plain old phone chargers, too. 95% post consumer...

Pretty Decent Boyfriend - Men's Socks

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Proud Plant Mom - Shopper

Aren't my plants great? So tall, so smart, so strong, so low-maintenance. And the sense of humor on that one? Fantastic! 95% post consumer recycled material. 15"h x 16"w x 6"d

Random Crap - Shopper

You could put a lot of things in this bag... groceries, gym clothes, toys, musical instuments. OR, you know, you could stop trying to be all creative and just give it what it wants. 95% post consumer...

Ringmaster of the Shit Show - Men's Socks

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and it's damn time you get the attention you deserve!...

Sunday Football - Men's Socks

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Universe is a Dick - Women's Ankle Socks

Bad news in a cutie-pie, red dress and yellow shoe-clad, blue-eyed kitten package ain't really all that bad in the end. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

Whole Lotta Lovely - Women's Ankle Socks

The perfect gift for those moments when you burst through the walls of just plain Lovely and strike a perfect landing smack-dab in the middle of A Whole Lotta. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed...

Yeah, I'm Old - Men's Socks

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

YOU CRAFT BITCH - Women's Crew Socks

I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

You Leave Sparkles Everywhere You Go - Pencil Case

This statement is true even when you're not using one of those glitter gel pens. 95% post consumer recycled material.

You're Beautiful - Zipper Pouch

I've said it once and I'll say it again. Please don't ever, ever, ever. Unless changing means that you'll bake me more brownies. If that's the case, then OK. 95% post consumer recycled material...